Vatican roulette

n. the rhythm method of birth control. My parents lost at Vatican roulette, and I am the booby prize.

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Jean-Baptiste	-	French
Ittai	-	Biblical
Joie	[dʒɔi]
Ampelius	-	Ancient Greek (Latinized)
Payne	[pein]
Birthe	BEER-te	Danish