asshat

1. n. the imaginary garment worn by one with one’s head up one’s ass. (Offensive.)

2. n. a person said to be wearing an asshat (sense 1). Wake up you stupid asshat!

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Velvel	-	Yiddish
Mosi	-	Eastern African, Swahili
Tzila	-	Hebrew
Lay	[lei]
Suse	ZOO-zə	German
Evander (2)	ee-VAN-dər, ə-VAN-dər	Scottish, English