crotch-cobra

n. the penis. (Usually objectionable.) He held his hands over his crotch-cobra and ran for the bedroom.

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Alphonsine	al-fawn-SEEN	French
Armo	AHR-mo	Finnish
Willis	['wilis]
Kaarle	KAH:R-le	Finnish
MartÍ	-	Catalan
Chukwuemeka	-	Western African, Igbo