ossifer

and occifer (ˈɑsəfɚ)

n. a police officer. (Also an ill-advised term of address.) Ask the occifer there if he wants to step outside and discuss it.

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Darko	-	Croatian, Serbian, Slovene, Macedonian
Madhu	-	Indian, Hindi, Marathi, Tamil, Malayalam, Kannada, Telugu
Beth	[beθ]
Emmerich	E-me-rikh (German)	German, Ancient Germanic
Candide	kawn-DEED	French
Guiscard	gees-KAHR	Medieval French