short-arse

rude slang A short person. Primarily heard in UK, Australia. You're such a short-arse, you can't even reach that low shelf!

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Chappell	[tʃæpəl]
Fortune	['fɔ:tʃən]
Eadberht	-	Anglo-Saxon
Alaric	AL-ə-rik (English)	Ancient Germanic
Paule	-	French
Yissakhar	-	Hebrew, Biblical Hebrew