newt

as pissed as a fart

slang Very intoxicated. Primarily heard in UK, Australia. When I got to the pub, you were as pissed as a fart. Do you remember anything that happened last night?

as pissed as a fart

(British & Australian very informal!) also as pissed as a newt (British very informal!)

very drunk Peter came home from the pub pissed as a fart.

newt

n. a stupid person; a dull and uninteresting person. Don’t act like such a newt.

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Pernille	per-NEEL-le	Danish, Norwegian
Dionysus	die-ə-NIE-səs (English)	Greek Mythology (Latinized)
Keone	-	Hawaiian
Deirbhile	-	Irish
Ghislain	zheez-LEN, gee-LEN	French
Ljudmila	-	Slovene