piss and moan
To grumble, gripe, or complain excessively and/or in an annoying fashion. My daughter has reached the age where she pisses and moans about everything we ask her to do. Well, if you spent less time pissing and moaning and more time doing your work, you'd be finished a heck of a lot sooner!
piss in (someone's) Cheerios
rude slang To really upset, irritate, or disappoint someone. Sorry to piss in your Cheerios, but you won't get any credits for the class unless you attend every single lecture. A: "Watch out, the boss is in a foul mood today." B: "Wow, I wonder who pissed in his Cheerios?"
piss in (someone's) Corn Flakes
rude slang To really upset, irritate, or disappoint someone. Sorry to piss in your Corn Flakes, but you won't get any credits for the class unless you attend every single lecture. A: "Watch out, the boss is in a foul mood today." B: "Wow, I wonder who pissed in his Corn Flakes?"
piss like a racehorse
rude slang To excrete an excessive amount of urine; to urinate for a long time. This is why I don't drink lots of beer: only a couple of pints and I'm already pissing like a racehorse. Can we pull over soon? I need to piss like a racehorse!
piss money up the wall
To waste a lot of money; to spend money frivolously. Our company needs to stop pissing money up the wall on things like company cars and exorbitant bonuses for management if it wants to survive. It made me sick to watch while this administration pissed money up the wall for eight long years.
piss on (someone's) chips
rude slang To really upset, irritate, or disappoint someone. Primarily heard in US. Sorry to piss on your chips, but you won't get any credits for the class unless you attend every single lecture. A: "Watch out, the boss is on a foul mood today." B: "Wow, I wonder who pissed on his chips?"
piss on (someone's) bonfire
rude slang To really upset, irritate, or disappoint someone. Primarily heard in US. Sorry to piss on your bonfire, but you won't get any credits for the class unless you attend every single lecture. A: "Watch out, the boss is on a foul mood today." B: "Wow, I wonder who pissed on his bonfire?"
piss (one's) pants
1. Literally, to urinate while still wearing one's clothing. I need you to pull over the car right now, or else I'm going to piss my pants!
2. To laugh in a hysterical or uncontrollable manner (i.e., to the point where one might actually urinate in one's pants). Wow, that standup comedy was great! She had the audience pissing their pants!
3. To be absolutely petrified with terror; to be scared out of one's wits. I was pissing my pants when that huge burly guy started threatening me and my girlfriend.
piss up a rope
1. To do something totally pointless, fruitless, or futile; to waste one's time doing something that will not or cannot come to pass. To be perfectly honest, I feel like voting is just pissing up a rope, so I just don't bother. My mom and dad spent years pissing up a rope trying to get my brother to take his studies seriously; in the end, he dropped out anyway to pursue a career in music.
2. exclamation Get out of here! Leave me alone! (Used especially in the phrase "Go piss up a rope!") Go piss up a rope, pal! No one wants to hear you talking for the entire course of the film. Terry: "John, do you think you could lend me 50 dollars?" John: "Go piss up a rope, Terry. You still haven't paid me back from the last time I lent you money!"
get pissed off
To become very disgruntled, angry, or outraged. John got so pissed off when he found out that someone else had been given the promotion instead of him. There's no point in getting pissed off over a bad grade on your exam. Just study harder next time!
be pissed off
To be very disgruntled, angry, or outraged. John was so pissed off when he found out that someone else had been given the promotion instead of him. Of course I'm pissed off about the test! Now I'm going to have to take it again this summer.
pissed off
Very disgruntled, angry, or outraged. John was so pissed off when he found out that someone else had been given the promotion instead of him. There's no point in getting pissed off over a bad grade on your exam. Just study harder next time!
piss (oneself)
1. (rude) Literally, to urinate while wearing one's clothing. I had to go to the bathroom so bad that I I'd nearly pissed myself by the time I made it home.
2. To laugh hysterically or uncontrollably. Raj's new boyfriend is hilarious. We were pissing ourselves through the whole lunch! I was pissing myself laughing at that comedy gig last night.
piss (oneself) laughing
To laugh hysterically or uncontrollably. (Usually used in the continuous tense.) Raj's new boyfriend is hilarious. We were pissing ourselves laughing through the whole lunch!
piss about
slang To waste time, especially in silly or frivolous ways. Primarily heard in UK. Have you done anything productive, or have you just been pissing about all day? I know you're having a great time pissing about with your friends, but we really need to start working on this project.
piss on ice
To live an extravagant lifestyle. Although the practice is rare today, upscale restaurants used to put cakes of ice in their urinals. Now that I've gotten a raise, I'm pissing on ice, and I love it! Tim is someone who enjoys quiet nights at home—he doesn't need to spend a lot of money and piss on ice to be happy.
as pissed as a fart
slang Very intoxicated. Primarily heard in UK, Australia. When I got to the pub, you were as pissed as a fart. Do you remember anything that happened last night?