The initial idioms of the letter C

campi	campus
campy	can’t find one’s butt with both hands
can’t find one’s butt with both hands in broad day	can’t hit the broad side of a barn
can’t hit the side of a barn	can’t remember a fucking thing
can’t remember shit	can’t win em all
can’t win them all	can (someone)
can barely hear (oneself) think	can but
can count on the fingers of one hand	Can do
can do with	(one) can hardly believe his or her eyes
can hardly hear (oneself) think	Can I speak to ? Go to Could I speak to
Could I take a message?	Could I take your order?
Could I tell him who's calling?	Could I use your powder room?
can it	Can it!
can kiss goodbye	make nothing of
can	can't see farther than the end of (one's)