newt

as pissed as a fart

slang Very intoxicated. Primarily heard in UK, Australia. When I got to the pub, you were as pissed as a fart. Do you remember anything that happened last night?

as pissed as a fart

(British & Australian very informal!) also as pissed as a newt (British very informal!)

very drunk Peter came home from the pub pissed as a fart.

newt

n. a stupid person; a dull and uninteresting person. Don’t act like such a newt.

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Reuben	['ru:bən]
Parris	PER-is, PAR-is	English (Rare)
Hayes	[heiz]
Gunn	-	Norwegian
Seti	-	Ancient Egyptian
Arcadius	-	Ancient Greek (Latinized)